In a historical move that will be talked about for many years to come, Donald Trump has put his foot down and insisted that the United States pulls out of Kathy Griffin by 2020. Stating that he thinks our energies will be better spent elsewhere, he does not believe the verifiable science that has been presented to go against his demands and wishes.

While Kathy Griffin has had many ups and downs over the past few decades, the current trending is on an upscale, showing that the heat is ever increasing this year on all things Kathy Griffin. The sustained heat could possibly decrease, but that does not mean that she will go cold and frigid, overall.

The rest of the world chastises President’s Trump decision, as they are left to deal with and penetrate the defenses of Kathy Griffin without our help.

“I can not believe that the French people are left to satisfy Kathy Griffin in her ever increasing heat without any help from the United States. The American people are disappointed with Trump’s choice and so are we. Kathy Griffin should not just be the problem of every other nation in the world when the United States is the world’s leading contributor of Kathy Griffin.” French Prime Minister Édouard Philippe was visibly upset addressing the current need for stronger regulations against Kathy Griffin.

There has been no response from the White House yet on this matter, but we’re sure that they are preparing the immense clean up needed before we pull out of Kathy Griffin.

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France made a grand announcement at UN’s annual climate change meeting this year, showing everyone else up as they patted themselves on the back. Proving to the whole world that they are better than the rest of us, as usual, France has made a promise to close down all of their coal power plants by 2023, furthering their superiority and the notion that we’re much bigger assholes than they are.

Popularly, France has been wearing the crown for who the bigger assholes are on the planet, but with this paradigm shift, as America is falling behind in our combat against climate change and global warming, France is set to edge us out by quite a few cool points. If they can truly shake their dependence on fossil fuels before we do, we’ll have no choice but to acknowledge what kinds of self-centered, narcissistic, selfish, do-nothing assholes we are.

Thankfully, a good portion of the country will be able to shake of the blame, pointing fingers at the anti-science crowd, oil lobbyists and other opponents of clean living in the USA, but it won’t keep us from looking like we just kicked the rest of the world’s puppy or pissed in their mom’s souffle. As the scientific majority agrees that the world is taking a sharp turn for the worse, where it comes to climate, it’s a pretty big deal. The biggest part of this is that many are afraid of dying and eventually this is going to kill everyone on the planet… even the French.

I guess that means we still sort of win? Yep, I just proved it. We’re bigger assholes.

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