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Donald Trump has seemingly had a Twitter problem from the moment he joined the social network, but things are spiraling out of control, darkly. We’re used to him commenting on TV, whether it’s what show is on that night, something said on the news he doesn’t agree with or critiquing someone who took his job. There are a ton of different reasons why he would take to Twitter to run his mouth, but none of them are ever really “good” reasons.

Well, Today’s ranting might be his worst and could possibly get him removed from the service.

It started innocently enough, with him talking about the Tony Awards and making his complaints, as usual.

And then a little bit more on edge, but still what we’ve come to expect from the big, orange goofball:

And then it took a turn for the bizarre, dark and eventually sad. He is becoming unhinged and I’m terrified of what that might cause him to do next:



He needs help and he needs it soon. He’s unhinged and this country is much worse for the wear with these revealing thoughts of his in an obvious moment of weakness.

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Everyday, President Donald Trump manages to surprise us with a new social networking low, whether it be cursing out a celebrity, complaining about the news or posting photos of him eating Tex/Mex food. Well, recently, he sank to a new, ultimate bottom, putting everyone in the world at risk. We’ve grown used to expecting some idiotic nonsense to tumble out of his mouth or through his greasy, fat fingers, but not generally something that could send us into a post-apocalyptic reality.

During one of his 3am Twitter tirades, Trump wrote the phrase “covfefe” in a tweet. What seemed like an innocent flub that was missed by spellcheck, autocomplete and the subhuman eye, turned out to be far more grave in nature. Covfefe is, or I should say, was the password necessary to deactivate the Permissive Action Link (PAL) which protects our nuclear devices.

Considering that Trump has been recklessly using his personal smartphone to speak to dignitaries around the world, sending unsecured work e-mails and sexting with his daughter Ivanka, him unleashing the one thing that is keeping the United States from being one giant mushroom cloud on Twitter was unsurprisingly bound to happen.

The United States military rushed to change any and all arming codes necessary once this happened. Oddly enough, this isn’t the first time the USA has fumbled the nuclear football, as the old password years ago was “000000000.”

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While President Donald J. Trump tries to avoid the possibility of he and his cabinet being executed for treason, he’s keeping his mind off of such dour things by getting ready to celebrate Presidents Day!

Unfortunately for him, he thinks it’s President’s Day, and not Presidents Day. It isn’t his day, but the observance of the celebration of the birthdays of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, combined. He, instead, thinks it’s a day just for him to be celebrated, tended to and waited on hand and foot.

“This President’s Day is going to be the biggest and best President’s Day you’ve ever seen. I am so good at being celebrated and I know just how to do it. You’re going to see. We have such great plans for it, really, the best plans. My cake is going to be the biggest cake you’ve ever seen for a President’s Day. I really need this right now, too, because everyone has been so negative, really mean. Sad. This will maybe get people talking about good things again. We just need something fun to talk about for once, you know? We can make America cake again. It’s great. Such great cake. If people want to come and boo and protest me, we’ll invite them for cake. Let them eat it. They’ll all say it was the best cake and then they won’t protest anymore.”

Shortly after that statement, Donald Trump was then reminded that the day is to celebrate Washington and Lincoln and that he would not be having any cake. Afterwards he sulked, cursed out some reporters on Twitter and was found wandering the halls of the white house in boxers with cartoon rubber chickens on them.

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