Why, thank you!

I stand by my comment. Have a nice day Rene.

This was shared over 28k times and viewed over a half a million times. If I went by your rules on what satire is, because you’re obviously the arbiter of all things satire, especially on a website with over 110 entries, I’d obviously be rich and famous. It would only never be about you if you didn’t write a comment here. That’s how this works. It’s almost like you’ve never written comments on the internet before.

And one more thing: Both of your replies start with “It’s like you…” So I ask, when did this start to be about me? Leave me out of this, I did not write these articles ffs.

You brought up the headlines, yes. And what I wrote applied to them as well. The headline should be funny, like a punchline. Satire is about humor, not just being mean spirited. Are people supposed to laugh at this tripe, or get off from the personal nature of the attacks? It’s not funny, and satire should be. What part of not funny is not getting through? The bird is dead, sir.

It’s like you didn’t pay attention to the part where I said that it seems like all you read were the headlines and then wrote something specifically only about the headlines.

The headlines are not satirical. They are just name-calling, and that is sad. Do better, be funny.