Final Presidential Debate Moved To High Desert State Prison
In a shocking move, the powers that be have decided to move the final Presidential Debate of 2016 to the High Desert State Prison grounds. Formerly to be held at University of Nevada-Las Vegas, this showdown between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton is shaping up to be a historic battle with high stakes in an intimidating arena.
With criminal accusations lobbed at both candidates like scandalous hand-grenades, it could potentially turn out to be a situation where whomever loses this debate has to stay behind. With Donald Trump being questioned for sexual assault, fraud and for cheating contractors out of their pay, he has almost just as much to lose as Hillary Clinton and her multitude of e-mail scandals, corruption in the DNC and what most people just call politics, in general.
The attendants will be frisked to make sure no one is carrying any shivs, lighters, bags of human excrement or hand made explosive devices. Prison meals will be fed to both candidates before the debate so that they know exactly what they are in for, if they lose.
The candidates are expected to perform as usual, since they are generally used to being surrounded by career criminals, anyhow.