No longer can he hit the block button on you when you’re all like, “rot in a pile of camel excrement, you over-boiled sack of cheddar vomit.”
You Can Call Trump A Boil-Infested, Shit-Eating Satan Baby And He Just Has To Take It
Category: Scandals
Fish-Human Hybrids Still Don’t Exist
Despite the popularity of fictional stories, cartoons and pornographic material depicting mermaids or mermen, the CDC confirmed today that fish/human hybrids do not exist.
What Happens If We Lose Net Neutrality?
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Trump’s Secret Soviet Past Tied To Gorky Park
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Rotting Bag Of Cottage Cheese Thrown Out Of White House Two Weeks Ago But It Still Stinks
In a surprise announcement, the White House confirmed today that it threw out a bag of...
Trump and Kim Jong-un To Battle To The Death In Micro-Penis Sword-fight
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Sean Spicer Resigns Thanks To Trump Hiring Gollum As Communications Director
It has been a strange year for politics, especially in Washington, but things are about to...
Trump Twitter Tirade Takes Dark Turn
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Chris Christie’s Baggage Handler Nominated For FBI Director
When it comes to choosing the next FBI Director, President Donald Trump has had to fight...
Trump Orders USA To Pull Out Of Kathy Griffin By 2020
In a historical move that will be talked about for many years to come, Donald Trump...