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House GOP Impeaches Cuban-American Alejandro Mayorkas Because “Cubans Are Just A Different Brand Of Mexican”

A Historical shift begins today, as the GOP-led House has voted to impeach Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas. He is now the first Cabinet secretary to be impeached in nearly 150 years, but once folks found out he was Cuban,…


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Stimulus Checks Halted To Print Tiny Trump Penis

Covid Stimulus Checks

In our darkest hour, hopeful recipients of the paper stimulus checks that were promised to help offset the negative impact of the Covid-19 (Coronavirus) impact on the American Economy were incredibly disappointed to find out that they would have to…


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Priest Blames Pride Parade Photos For Facebook Downtime

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God just couldn't take it anymore. He didn't want us to have to see all this nekkidness, half--naked men with bulging biceps, dancing in the streets. Girls with their tops off with paint covering their nipples... what were they all thinking? Did they think that they could do all this stuff and there would be no consequences?

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What Happens If We Lose Net Neutrality?

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Supreme Court Status Lowered To Inferior Court

Welcome to the now Inferior Court (formerly Superior)

In the light of the fact that the Supreme Court is allowing President Donald Trump’s latest travel ban on six Muslim-majority nations to go into effect, the grading of the court has declined, sharply into Inferior territory. With the initial…


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Trump’s Secret Soviet Past Tied To Gorky Park

Another brick in the Russian wall

As we are all eagerly awaiting the results of the many secret probes happening in Washington DC, the anticipation on word about the definite collusion of Donald Trump’s campaign with Russian intelligence is highest on our priority list. We’ve been…