Trump’s Secret Soviet Past Tied To Gorky Park
As we are all eagerly awaiting the results of the many secret probes happening in Washington...
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Rotting Bag Of Cottage Cheese Thrown Out Of White House Two Weeks Ago But It Still Stinks
In a surprise announcement, the White House confirmed today that it threw out a bag of...
Trump and Kim Jong-un To Battle To The Death In Micro-Penis Sword-fight
While the rest of the United States was shocked and mortified over the sudden realization that...
Sean Spicer Resigns Thanks To Trump Hiring Gollum As Communications Director
It has been a strange year for politics, especially in Washington, but things are about to...
Trump Twitter Tirade Takes Dark Turn
Donald Trump has seemingly had a Twitter problem from the moment he joined the social network,...
Chris Christie’s Baggage Handler Nominated For FBI Director
When it comes to choosing the next FBI Director, President Donald Trump has had to fight...
217 Republican Names Have Been Added To Black Market Organ Harvesting List
In a stunning victory for black market organ dealers and 3rd world unlicensed surgeons, 217 American...
Marine Le Pen Determined To Prove Women Are Equally Awful
While the United States has to deal with rampant misogyny, sexism, racism, rape culture and the...
US Launches 59 Missiles Loaded With Pepsi At Syria
While most people associate Mountain Dew to be the beverage of extremism, the USA has launched...
5 Things We’re Surprised We Didn’t Find In Mike Pence’s E-Mails
As you may have heard, Mike Pence was using a private e-mail address for work and...