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Trump’s Secret Soviet Past Tied To Gorky Park

Another brick in the Russian wall
As we are all eagerly awaiting the results of the many secret probes happening in Washington...
Election, Scandals, World News

Rotting Bag Of Cottage Cheese Thrown Out Of White House Two Weeks Ago But It Still Stinks

Those bags of cottage cheese just don't last long.
In a surprise announcement, the White House confirmed today that it threw out a bag of...
Election, Scandals

Trump and Kim Jong-un To Battle To The Death In Micro-Penis Sword-fight

World War Trump
While the rest of the United States was shocked and mortified over the sudden realization that...
Election, Scandals, World News

Sean Spicer Resigns Thanks To Trump Hiring Gollum As Communications Director

Gollum has accepted a new position in Washington.
It has been a strange year for politics, especially in Washington, but things are about to...
Election, Scandals

Trump Twitter Tirade Takes Dark Turn

Trump really needs to leave Twitter.
Donald Trump has seemingly had a Twitter problem from the moment he joined the social network,...
Election, Scandals, Science, World News

Chris Christie’s Baggage Handler Nominated For FBI Director

Chris Christie just has too much baggage.
When it comes to choosing the next FBI Director, President Donald Trump has had to fight...
Election, Scandals

217 Republican Names Have Been Added To Black Market Organ Harvesting List

Republicans didn't realize they signed up for organ donation by voting against American healthcare.
In a stunning victory for black market organ dealers and 3rd world unlicensed surgeons, 217 American...
Civil Rights, Election, Science, World News

Marine Le Pen Determined To Prove Women Are Equally Awful

The sequel to Brexit and Trump is a gender-swapped reboot.
While the United States has to deal with rampant misogyny, sexism, racism, rape culture and the...
Election, World News

US Launches 59 Missiles Loaded With Pepsi At Syria

Pepsi: Die For Now!
While most people associate Mountain Dew to be the beverage of extremism, the USA has launched...
Civil Rights, Election, Scandals, World News

5 Things We’re Surprised We Didn’t Find In Mike Pence’s E-Mails

Fear this man, for he will be the ruination of your soul.
As you may have heard, Mike Pence was using a private e-mail address for work and...
Civil Rights, Election, Scandals
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