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Stimulus Checks Halted To Print Tiny Trump Penis

Covid Stimulus Checks
In our darkest hour, hopeful recipients of the paper stimulus checks that were promised to help...
Newest, Science, World News

You Can Call Trump A Boil-Infested, Shit-Eating Satan Baby And He Just Has To Take It

The Devil is in the details, and also the White House.

No longer can he hit the block button on you when you’re all like, “rot in a pile of camel excrement, you over-boiled sack of cheddar vomit.”

Civil Rights, Newest, Scandals, Science

Fish-Human Hybrids Still Don’t Exist

Mermaids don't exist.

Despite the popularity of fictional stories, cartoons and pornographic material depicting mermaids or mermen, the CDC confirmed today that fish/human hybrids do not exist.

Civil Rights, Newest, Scandals, Science, World News

Priest Blames Pride Parade Photos For Facebook Downtime

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God just couldn’t take it anymore. He didn’t want us to have to see all this nekkidness, half–naked men with bulging biceps, dancing in the streets. Girls with their tops off with paint covering their nipples… what were they all thinking? Did they think that they could do all this stuff and there would be no consequences?

Civil Rights, Newest, Religion, Science

What Happens If We Lose Net Neutrality?

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Supreme Court Status Lowered To Inferior Court

Welcome to the now Inferior Court (formerly Superior)
In the light of the fact that the Supreme Court is allowing President Donald Trump’s latest...
Civil Rights, Newest, Religion, World News

Trump’s Secret Soviet Past Tied To Gorky Park

Another brick in the Russian wall
As we are all eagerly awaiting the results of the many secret probes happening in Washington...
Election, Scandals, World News

Rotting Bag Of Cottage Cheese Thrown Out Of White House Two Weeks Ago But It Still Stinks

Those bags of cottage cheese just don't last long.
In a surprise announcement, the White House confirmed today that it threw out a bag of...
Election, Scandals

Trump and Kim Jong-un To Battle To The Death In Micro-Penis Sword-fight

World War Trump
While the rest of the United States was shocked and mortified over the sudden realization that...
Election, Scandals, World News

Sean Spicer Resigns Thanks To Trump Hiring Gollum As Communications Director

Gollum has accepted a new position in Washington.
It has been a strange year for politics, especially in Washington, but things are about to...
Election, Scandals
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  • Fish-Human Hybrids Still Don't Exist
  • Priest Blames Pride Parade Photos For Facebook Downtime
  • What Happens If We Lose Net Neutrality?
  • Supreme Court Status Lowered To Inferior Court
  • Trump's Secret Soviet Past Tied To Gorky Park
  • Rotting Bag Of Cottage Cheese Thrown Out Of White House Two Weeks Ago But It Still Stinks
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