ISIS Claims Responsibility For Trump And Other Tragedies
The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) also known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS), or the Islamic State (IS), and by its Arabic language acronym Daesh, is apparently willing to take credit for just about any and all tragedies that befall the world. Despite their apparent identity crisis, they sure know exactly what they are up to and are not afraid to tell us.
Recently they have taken responsibility for the tragedy that has befallen the USA, President Donald Trump. Going as far as to say that they helped him become president by instigating his talks with Russia, they want to let the world know just what kind of incredible power they have while they hide away and only emerge to let people know that they did something, even if they didn’t.
They have also taken credit for the King Arthur flop despite having no connection to the production, saying that their mere existence has caused the world to be in state where such an expensive bomb could exist. This would be a first for them, as they usually seem to go with bombs of a much cheaper, yet more deadly, variety.
Insisting that they had their hands involved with the creations of Coca-Cola II, Duke Nukem Forever, the final season of Dexter and the McDonald’s Arch Deluxe, we’re not sure that there is anything awful that ISIS, or ISIL, or whatever the hell they are going to be called tomorrow won’t claim was their handiwork.