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Priest Blames Pride Parade Photos For Facebook Downtime

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God just couldn’t take it anymore. He didn’t want us to have to see all this nekkidness, half–naked men with bulging biceps, dancing in the streets. Girls with their tops off with paint covering their nipples… what were they all thinking? Did they think that they could do all this stuff and there would be no consequences?

Civil Rights, Newest, Religion, Science

Supreme Court Status Lowered To Inferior Court

Welcome to the now Inferior Court (formerly Superior)
In the light of the fact that the Supreme Court is allowing President Donald Trump’s latest...
Civil Rights, Newest, Religion, World News

ISIS Claims Responsibility For Trump And Other Tragedies

Responsibility: it comes with great power.
The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) also known as the Islamic State of...
Religion, Scandals, World News

Donald Trump Backs Off Of Most Campaign Promises After Being Briefed On Existence Of Aliens

The truth is out there and now Donald Trump knows it.
After meeting with Barack Obama, the joint chiefs of staff and the rest of the Washington...
Election, Religion, Science

U.S. Drone Strike Kills Afghan Civilians, But It’s Okay Because They’re Brown

If you see this above you, know that it's the last thing you're ever going to see.
The U.N. Assistance Mission in Afghanistan (UNAMA) has reported that the USA has killed 15 people...
Religion, Science, World News

Nation Remembers 15 Years Of Hating The Wrong People

This tiny American flag is all that is left of the instant patriotism that was gained 15 years ago.
Fifteen years ago, one of the most heinous, reviled and unforgettable acts of atrocity took place...
Civil Rights, Religion, World News

iPhone 7 Specs Cause Largest Strike In World History

The world's most talked about masturbatory aid.
The largest strike in the history of our human lives has taken place this week in...
Civil Rights, Religion, Science, World News

The Hoof And Trunk Post Is Back!

We are Anonymouse. We are adorable. We do not leave our house. We are coming for the big cheese. Expect mice.
Thanks for sticking through with us, faithful readers. I had to fight off unwanted, internet miscreants,...
Civil Rights, Election, Religion, Scandals, Science, Sports, World News

WE ARE ANONYMOUSE!

We are Anonymouse. We are adorable. We do not leave our house. We are coming for the big cheese. Expect mice.
Adam Taint thought he could mock us, but he could not. He thought he could belittle...
Civil Rights, Election, Religion, Scandals, Science, Sports, World News

French Xenophobes Respond To Courts: “If Burkinis Are In, Beware Of T.I.Ts Out Situations”

Whoa momma, shake those beautiful eyes over on this way! This isn’t France, we’ve got all the love for you over here!
Last week we told you about the situation when “France Banned Burkinis In Case Terrorists Decided...
Civil Rights, Religion, World News
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