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Stimulus Checks Halted To Print Tiny Trump Penis

In our darkest hour, hopeful recipients of the paper stimulus checks that were promised to help offset the negative impact of the Covid-19 (Coronavirus) impact on the American Economy...
Fish-Human Hybrids Still Don’t Exist

Despite the popularity of fictional stories, cartoons and pornographic material depicting mermaids or mermen, the CDC confirmed today that fish/human hybrids do not exist.
What Happens If We Lose Net Neutrality?

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Supreme Court Status Lowered To Inferior Court

In the light of the fact that the Supreme Court is allowing President Donald Trump’s latest travel ban on six Muslim-majority nations to go into effect, the grading of...
Trump’s Secret Soviet Past Tied To Gorky Park

As we are all eagerly awaiting the results of the many secret probes happening in Washington DC, the anticipation on word about the definite collusion of Donald Trump’s campaign...
Trump and Kim Jong-un To Battle To The Death In Micro-Penis Sword-fight

While the rest of the United States was shocked and mortified over the sudden realization that World War 2 never quite ended, the head Nazi-In-Chief set his sights on...
Trump Twitter Tirade Takes Dark Turn

Donald Trump has seemingly had a Twitter problem from the moment he joined the social network, but things are spiraling out of control, darkly. We’re used to him commenting...
Trump Orders USA To Pull Out Of Kathy Griffin By 2020

In a historical move that will be talked about for many years to come, Donald Trump has put his foot down and insisted that the United States pulls out...
Donald Trump Mistakenly Tweets Nuclear Arming Code “Covfefe”

Everyday, President Donald Trump manages to surprise us with a new social networking low, whether it be cursing out a celebrity, complaining about the news or posting photos of...
ISIS Claims Responsibility For Trump And Other Tragedies

The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) also known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS), or the Islamic State (IS), and by its Arabic...