Monthly Archive: August 2017

Rotting Bag Of Cottage Cheese Thrown Out Of White House Two Weeks Ago But It Still Stinks

Those bags of cottage cheese just don't last long.

In a surprise announcement, the White House confirmed today that it threw out a bag of rotting cottage cheese two weeks ago. This information came as a surprise to...

Trump and Kim Jong-un To Battle To The Death In Micro-Penis Sword-fight

World War Trump

While the rest of the United States was shocked and mortified over the sudden realization that World War 2 never quite ended, the head Nazi-In-Chief set his sights on...