Monthly Archive: November 2016

Americans Terrified By Sample Ballot Showing More Than 4 Candidates For President

This way to your doom

Darrell Castle vs. Monica Moorehead? How about Rocky Roque De La Fuente vs. Alyson Kennedy? Does Gloria La Riva ring a bell for you? No? Well, don’t you fret,...

House Republicans Afraid They Might Have To Start Working Again In 2017

Congress could start being a thing again, soon, if many seats change and people decide to show up.

The House Freedom Caucus are a bit afraid of any and all possible regime changes as we head towards next week’s election. AsĀ 34 Senate seats and all 435 House...

Donald Trump And Hillary Clinton Have A Problem Remembering Their Friends

The Trumps and Clintons just chilling, planning our demise at the 14th Annual Trump Wedding.

When you first walk into a room at a party, there is a certain amount of acknowledgment you expect to get from your friends and family that already in...

A Week Before The Election, Nation Shares In Collective Shrug And Says “F*ck it!”

This whole election has ruined our lives.

It’s not quite time to sigh, just yet. We’re but a mere week away from casting our votes into oblivion, as we allow the electoral college to make our...