DAPL Police To Celebrate Thanksgiving By Slaughtering Native Americans And Stealing Their Land
Get out your knives and forks, because it’s time to carve in! As tables are set...
Monthly Archives: November 2016
Silent Majority Asked To Go Back To Being Silent After Having Nothing Good To Say
As political pundits have been weighing in on the who’s, what’s, how’s and why’s when it...
France To Shut Down All Coal Power Plants By 2023 To Prove That Americans Are Bigger Assholes
France made a grand announcement at UN’s annual climate change meeting this year, showing everyone else...
Americans Running Out Of Supervillain Group Names For Trump Cabinet
The Legion of Doom. The Injustice League. The Serpent Society. You’ve read all of these names...
Donald Trump Backs Off Of Most Campaign Promises After Being Briefed On Existence Of Aliens
After meeting with Barack Obama, the joint chiefs of staff and the rest of the Washington...
Democrats Vow To Make America Greater Again In 2020
Without skipping a beat, Democrats have set their sights on the next election. The loss to...
Thousands Of Americans Denied “I Voted” Stickers, Invalidating Their Votes
Americans all over the country took to social media to show off their “I Voted” stickers...
White House To Be Subsidized By Corporate Sponsorship Starting In Fall Of 2017
Congress has approved a measure to help subsidize the costs of running the US Government by...
Republicans Motion To Ban Signs Claiming They Are Not Covered By 2nd Amendment
After a man made an obvious threat against Donald Trump’s life, Republicans are trying to fast...
Walmart And McDonald’s Are Set To Own Your Highways In A Trump America
Do you think you might have enough couch change to compete with some big heavy hitters...