No longer can he hit the block button on you when you’re all like, “rot in a pile of camel excrement, you over-boiled sack of cheddar vomit.”
You Can Call Trump A Boil-Infested, Shit-Eating Satan Baby And He Just Has To Take It
Category: Civil Rights
Fish-Human Hybrids Still Don’t Exist
Despite the popularity of fictional stories, cartoons and pornographic material depicting mermaids or mermen, the CDC confirmed today that fish/human hybrids do not exist.
Priest Blames Pride Parade Photos For Facebook Downtime
God just couldn’t take it anymore. He didn’t want us to have to see all this nekkidness, half–naked men with bulging biceps, dancing in the streets. Girls with their tops off with paint covering their nipples… what were they all thinking? Did they think that they could do all this stuff and there would be no consequences?
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217 Republican Names Have Been Added To Black Market Organ Harvesting List
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Trump Sides With Billionaire Tony Stark In Civil War
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Legendary Good Guy With A Gun Found Shot To Death
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US Launches 59 Missiles Loaded With Pepsi At Syria
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A Bunch Of Dicks Vote To Make Life Harder For Vaginas
While the gaggle of overall dicks that makes up the Senate were split 50/50 on a...