Monthly Archive: April 2017

Marine Le Pen Determined To Prove Women Are Equally Awful

The sequel to Brexit and Trump is a gender-swapped reboot.

While the United States has to deal with rampant misogyny, sexism, racism, rape culture and the constant licking and sniffing of the glass ceiling, France is trying to change...

Legendary Good Guy With A Gun Found Shot To Death

The Legendary Good Guy With A Gun Or Two

We have some sad news to report, today, as the oft spoken of Good Guy With A Gun was found dead this morning. Authorities are still not sure if...

US Launches 59 Missiles Loaded With Pepsi At Syria

Pepsi: Die For Now!

While most people associate Mountain Dew to be the beverage of extremism, the USA has launched an attack on a Syrian air base using 59 Tomahawk missiles loaded to...