Posts Tagged: clinton
The Demented Orange Beast: A Halloween Poem
The real-life terror that is this year’s Halloween story, is not for the faint of heart. The toughest part about something like this is describing him in rhyme, when...
Americans Would Rather Vote For Negan
Well, no one saw that coming. After a very tense night of wondering who was next, American’s decided that they like Negan more than their current choices for president,...
Socks The Cat To Be Next Clinton Family Member To Be Groomed For The White House
While the Republicans have had a failed retention of their dynasty, with Jeb Bush losing out to Donald Trump or just about anyone else with a pulse in this...
WikiLeaks Clinton Docs Less Likely To Release By November Than “Half-Life 3”
There are a few different ways to disappoint the internet. One of them is not having the latest nude shots of their favorite celebrities readily available. Another is to...
Clinton Server Bombshell: More Porn Than E-Mail
The world has been waiting to see what the contents of Hillary Clinton’s deleted e-mails and data from her private server would yield and, finally, the FBI has delivered....
National Food Poisoning Epidemic Turns Out To Be Distaste Over Current Political Climate
The CDC has released some information that many will find troubling and potentially disheartening. As many strains of sickness have seemed to affect millions, from coast to coast, the...
Hillary Clinton Releases Tax Returns, Reveals Ties To Potential Hate Groups and Terrorist Organizations
To the surprise of many, mostly those who haven’t paying attention the last 39 years, Hillary Clinton has released her tax returns with some surprising information intact. While one...