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CNN Now Offers Free, Incorrect Legal Advice

The giant globe outside the CNN offices, where dreams are made, dumb things are said and election coverage is annoying.
If you’ve been worried about clicking on those WikiLeaks links, reading up on your favorite or...
Civil Rights, Scandals, World News

Green Party’s Jill Stein Flew To Mount Doom Instead Of Columbus

One does not simply walk into Mordor, but you can fly there, round trip for pretty cheap.
While everyone is talking about the possibility of Hillary Clinton having some form of dementia, somehow,...
Election, Scandals

Latinos For Trump Promises Taco Truck On Every Corner If Clinton Wins

A taco truck on every corner? Well, that just might get in record votes for Hillary Clinton.
Pro-tip: if you want to win an election, don’t make promises that favor your opposing candidate’s...
Civil Rights, Election, World News

Gary Johnson’s SuperPAC Spends $1M On TV Ads, Forgets That People Don’t Watch Live TV

Gary Johnson Invites You To Feel His Johnson
If there is one thing we know about Libertarians, it’s that they are supposed to be...
Election

Mike Pence So Unloved And Unimportant That Royalty Free Photos Of Him Do Not Exist

Oh my goodness, look how cute those kittens are! Screw you, Mike Pence!
Sometimes you start your way towards one story and stumble upon something else. This is the...
Election, Science
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