Posts Tagged: nazis
Rotting Bag Of Cottage Cheese Thrown Out Of White House Two Weeks Ago But It Still Stinks

In a surprise announcement, the White House confirmed today that it threw out a bag of rotting cottage cheese two weeks ago. This information came as a surprise to...
Trump and Kim Jong-un To Battle To The Death In Micro-Penis Sword-fight

While the rest of the United States was shocked and mortified over the sudden realization that World War 2 never quite ended, the head Nazi-In-Chief set his sights on...
Twitter Is More Racist Than Your Crazy, Drunk Uncle

Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Just don’t let them use Twitter, please. They might...