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Civil Rights, Election, Newest, Scandals, World News

House GOP Impeaches Cuban-American Alejandro Mayorkas Because “Cubans Are Just A Different Brand Of Mexican”

A Historical shift begins today, as the GOP-led House has voted to impeach Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas. He is now the first Cabinet secretary to be impeached in nearly 150 years, but once folks found out he was Cuban,…

Rene Rosa
February 14, 2024

Civil Rights, Newest, Scandals, Science

You Can Call Trump A Boil-Infested, Shit-Eating Satan Baby And He Just Has To Take It

The Devil is in the details, and also the White House.

No longer can he hit the block button on you when you're all like, "rot in a pile of camel excrement, you over-boiled sack of cheddar vomit."

Rene Rosa
July 9, 2019

Civil Rights, Newest, Scandals, Science, World News

Fish-Human Hybrids Still Don’t Exist

Despite the popularity of fictional stories, cartoons and pornographic material depicting mermaids or mermen, the CDC confirmed today that fish/human hybrids do not exist.

Rene Rosa
July 7, 2019

Civil Rights, Newest, Religion, Science

Priest Blames Pride Parade Photos For Facebook Downtime

God just couldn't take it anymore. He didn't want us to have to see all this nekkidness, half--naked men with bulging biceps, dancing in the streets. Girls with their tops off with paint covering their nipples... what were they all thinking? Did they think that they could do all this stuff and there would be no consequences?

Rene Rosa
July 4, 2019

Civil Rights, Newest, Scandals, Science, World News

What Happens If We Lose Net Neutrality?

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Rene Rosa
December 6, 2017

Civil Rights, Newest, Religion, World News

Supreme Court Status Lowered To Inferior Court

Welcome to the now Inferior Court (formerly Superior)

In the light of the fact that the Supreme Court is allowing President Donald Trump’s latest travel ban on six Muslim-majority nations to go into effect, the grading of the court has declined, sharply into Inferior territory. With the initial…

Rene Rosa
December 4, 2017