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Stimulus Checks Halted To Print Tiny Trump Penis

Covid Stimulus Checks

In our darkest hour, hopeful recipients of the paper stimulus checks that were promised to help offset the negative impact of the Covid-19 (Coronavirus) impact on the American Economy...

You Can Call Trump A Boil-Infested, Shit-Eating Satan Baby And He Just Has To Take It

The Devil is in the details, and also the White House.

No longer can he hit the block button on you when you're all like, "rot in a pile of camel excrement, you over-boiled sack of cheddar vomit."

Fish-Human Hybrids Still Don’t Exist

Mermaids don't exist.

Despite the popularity of fictional stories, cartoons and pornographic material depicting mermaids or mermen, the CDC confirmed today that fish/human hybrids do not exist.

Priest Blames Pride Parade Photos For Facebook Downtime

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God just couldn't take it anymore. He didn't want us to have to see all this nekkidness, half--naked men with bulging biceps, dancing in the streets. Girls with their...

What Happens If We Lose Net Neutrality?

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Supreme Court Status Lowered To Inferior Court

Welcome to the now Inferior Court (formerly Superior)

In the light of the fact that the Supreme Court is allowing President Donald Trump’s latest travel ban on six Muslim-majority nations to go into effect, the grading of...