Donald Trump Won’t Go To The White House Correspondents’ Dinner Because He’s A Punk-Ass Bitch
One might remember that now-President Donald Trump was once verbally sterilized by Seth Meyers and President...
Monthly Archives: February 2017
First Contact From TRAPPIST-1 Aliens Beg Us To Stay Away
NASA announced yesterday that they have discovered a new solar system that has 7 planets, of...
Hedorah The Smog Monster Confirmed To Head EPA
The Senate confirmed Hedorah, The Smog Monster on Friday to run the Environmental Protection Agency, putting a...
Donald Trump Prepares To Celebrate Presidents Day, Not Knowing It Isn’t For Him
While President Donald J. Trump tries to avoid the possibility of he and his cabinet being...
Kellyanne Conway Confirmed To Be From Alternate Universe Constantly Stuck In Opposite Day
Kellyanne Conway has said a lot of questionable things, including flat out lies and made up...
US Senate Votes In Brick Of Cheese As Education Secretary
After weeks of intense debate, speculation, anger, frustration and confusion, the United States Senate has finally...