Monthly Archive: October 2016
The Demented Orange Beast: A Halloween Poem
The real-life terror that is this year’s Halloween story, is not for the faint of heart. The toughest part about something like this is describing him in rhyme, when...
Hillary Clinton Issues Colbert Style Green Screen Challenge
Like Stephen Colbert before her, Hillary Clinton has called upon the internet to have fun with her campaign footage and just have wacky, zany fun with computer assisted imagery!...
Frankenstein Party Vows To Put Together Presidential Candidate By 2020
Inspired by the classic Mary Shelley novel, a new political party has formed, eyeing 2020 as the year it finally gets to unleash itself upon the unsuspecting world. The...
Walk of Fame Replaces Donald Trump’s Tribute With Brown Star
After vandals have desecrated the Donald Trump star at the Hollywood Walk of Fame, those that run the much celebrated cultural icon were stuck trying to figure out what...
Only Six Newspapers Endorsed Trump But His Supporters Didn’t Notice Because They Don’t Read
A shocking revelation has come about during this election cycle, as only six of the nation’s newspapers have endorsed Donald Trump, or at least are willing to admit it....
Your Preferred Candidate Is Leading In The Polls Of Your Favorite News Source
The figures have just come in and depending on your political leaning, your candidate seems to be winning. This information is a big change over the last election, where...
Americans Would Rather Vote For Negan
Well, no one saw that coming. After a very tense night of wondering who was next, American’s decided that they like Negan more than their current choices for president,...
DDOS Attack Temporarily Spares Millions From Political Arguments
Anonymouse strikes again, as millions of websites, services and networks were taken offline on 10/21/2016. A systematic interruption of many huge, populated websites and social networks took internet trolls...
2016 Continues To Go After The Wrong People
We keep on hearing it. 2016 is the worst year, ever. The year of the reaper is taking our best. According to Trump, Mexico doesn’t send their best, but...