This Article Is Not About Donald Trump
Ah, yes, the circus that is the Presidential Election of 2016. I’ve got some good news...
Monthly Archives: October 2016
Pussies Grab Back As Cats React To The Don At The 2nd 2016 Debate
These poor pussies have been grabbed without permission for far to long and they are just...
Rats Fleeing Sinking Ship Offended By Comparison To GOP
It really does take a lot to offend the sensibilities of a rat, but it has...
Saturday Funnies! – Grabbing Hands Grab All They Can
Well, we didn’t see that coming! Donald Trump a misogynist? Playing up the idea of unwanted...
USA And Russia Prepare For Cold War 2: Electric Booglaoo
They say a sequel can never be as good as the original, but there have been...
Racism Dubbed “The New Black” But Doesn’t Like Being Called Black
Elle Magazine has debuted is fashion forward picks for the fall and winter and beyond what...
Man Mistakenly Walks Into VP Debate Instead of Fart Contest, Doesn’t Notice For 30 Minutes
Farmville, VA local, Edward Bernstain, somehow managed to spend a half hour at the vice-presidential debate...
WikiLeaks Clinton Docs Less Likely To Release By November Than “Half-Life 3”
There are a few different ways to disappoint the internet. One of them is not having...
Binary Voting System Abolished As The Main 2 Parties Split Into 64,568
With this upcoming Presidential election, people are feeling pretty upset about their limited choices for presidential...
U.S. Drone Strike Kills Afghan Civilians, But It’s Okay Because They’re Brown
The U.N. Assistance Mission in Afghanistan (UNAMA) has reported that the USA has killed 15 people...