T-Shirt Designers Sad About Nearing End Of Ridiculous Election “Basket of Deplorables” “Grab her by the pussy!” “She’s a nasty woman.” “We’re gonna build a...
Socks The Cat To Be Next Clinton Family Member To Be Groomed For The White House While the Republicans have had a failed retention of their dynasty, with Jeb Bush losing out...
Mike Pence Is A Replicant Android Thanks to Mike Pence’s very robotic and emotionless response to a 12 year old girl asking...
Republican Party Feared Dead At 162 Years Old At the ripe, old age of 162 years, it is feared that the Republican Party has...
CNN Now Offers Free, Incorrect Legal Advice If you’ve been worried about clicking on those WikiLeaks links, reading up on your favorite or...
Government Asks George R.R. Martin To Rewrite Election So That Everyone Dies Just about everyone is tired, fed-up and done with this entire election cycle. It’s been called...
Saturday Funnies: Life’s A Ball! Because if there is anything we should never take serious, it’s allegations of sexual assault from...
Final Presidential Debate Moved To High Desert State Prison In a shocking move, the powers that be have decided to move the final Presidential Debate...
Media To Continue Releasing Maps Of Ridiculous Voter Scenarios If you’ve been paying attention to the last few days worth of news, you’ll notice that...
WikiLeaks Exposes Clinton’s Hottest Lie Amidst all this election hullabaloo has been on scandal, leak, accusation and revelation after another. From...