Monthly Archive: October 2016
T-Shirt Designers Sad About Nearing End Of Ridiculous Election
“Basket of Deplorables” “Grab her by the pussy!” “She’s a nasty woman.” “We’re gonna build a wall!” “What’s Aleppo?” This was best of times for T-shirt designers while it...
Socks The Cat To Be Next Clinton Family Member To Be Groomed For The White House
While the Republicans have had a failed retention of their dynasty, with Jeb Bush losing out to Donald Trump or just about anyone else with a pulse in this...
Mike Pence Is A Replicant Android
Thanks to Mike Pence’s very robotic and emotionless response to a 12 year old girl asking about Donald Trump’s horrible words about women’s looks, we can now come to...
Republican Party Feared Dead At 162 Years Old
At the ripe, old age of 162 years, it is feared that the Republican Party has passed away in it’s sleep. After a post-depression identity crisis, the Republican Party...
CNN Now Offers Free, Incorrect Legal Advice
If you’ve been worried about clicking on those WikiLeaks links, reading up on your favorite or least favorite presidential candidate and maybe being manipulated by foreign hacktivists, well, you...
Government Asks George R.R. Martin To Rewrite Election So That Everyone Dies
Just about everyone is tired, fed-up and done with this entire election cycle. It’s been called a joke, appalling, deplorable, embarrassing and a farce. Most people aren’t happy with...
Saturday Funnies: Life’s A Ball!
Because if there is anything we should never take serious, it’s allegations of sexual assault from rich people!
Final Presidential Debate Moved To High Desert State Prison
In a shocking move, the powers that be have decided to move the final Presidential Debate of 2016 to the High Desert State Prison grounds. Formerly to be held...
Media To Continue Releasing Maps Of Ridiculous Voter Scenarios
If you’ve been paying attention to the last few days worth of news, you’ll notice that many political outlets have been release hypothetical voting maps based on a varying...
WikiLeaks Exposes Clinton’s Hottest Lie
Amidst all this election hullabaloo has been on scandal, leak, accusation and revelation after another. From murder conspiracies to sexual assault, this election has run the gamut on unsavory...