Religion
Judge Reed O’Connor Begs For A Transgender Urine And Feces Bath
In a ruling that has shocked absolutely no one, Judge Reed O’Connor has implemented a temporary injunction that puts a halt to the directive implemented by President Obama on...
Climate Change Debunked By Republican Senator: “I Don’t Feel That Hot”
While NASA believes that we may be experiencing the hottest year in recorded history, as their midyear climate analysis shows, Republican Senator Jim Inhofe has said that he can...
France Bans Burkinis In Case Terrorists Decide To Go On Holiday
In a move that most people don’t even know how to respond to, five towns in France have banned the “burkini” which is a full-body bathing suit worn by...
Major Terrorist Organizations To Use Sarcasm As Main Weapon If Trump Becomes President
During a town hall meeting between the majority of the major terrorist organizations in the world, quite a few line items were discussed, last night. One of the biggest...
God Declares Self As Swing Voter: “I Have Not Chosen Either Of Them, No Matter What They Say!”
On the campaign trail, before any voting is done, many presidential candidates will, at some point, claim that they are God’s choice as the next President of the United...