Final Presidential Debate Moved To High Desert State Prison
In a shocking move, the powers that be have decided to move the final Presidential Debate...
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Rats Fleeing Sinking Ship Offended By Comparison To GOP
It really does take a lot to offend the sensibilities of a rat, but it has...
Hillary Clinton Hit With Zombie Plague But Is “Feeling Better”
As the DNC scrambles to figure out what to do in this very terse situation, camp...
God Declares Self As Swing Voter: “I Have Not Chosen Either Of Them, No Matter What They Say!”
On the campaign trail, before any voting is done, many presidential candidates will, at some point,...
Former Reagan Director: “I’m Voting For Clinton!”
Former political director, Frank Lavin, may not know exactly who is running for president right now,...
Leading Democratic Gay Activist Outed As Straight During DNC
A tremendous feeling of shock was felt as Rep. Chadwick F. Baker (D- NJ) was forced...