Monthly Archive: September 2016
iPhone 7 Specs Cause Largest Strike In World History

The largest strike in the history of our human lives has taken place this week in India and you probably hadn’t heard about it. On September 2nd, 2016, a...
Record USA Flooding Tied To White Male Tears

While September may officially be National Preparedness Month for floods in the USA, the National Weather Advisory has issued a warning that our flood problems may only worsen by...
Latest Polls Show That Pandering Will Lose This Election For Everyone

First it was Hillary Clinton saying that she carries hot sauce with her everywhere she goes. Then it was Donald Trump and the taco bowl heard around the world. Next we...
The Hoof And Trunk Post Is Back!

Thanks for sticking through with us, faithful readers. I had to fight off unwanted, internet miscreants, trying to shut down this shining beacon in a world of mistrusted journalism...
WE ARE ANONYMOUSE!

Adam Taint thought he could mock us, but he could not. He thought he could belittle us, but he could not. We are Anonymouse and we now own The...
KKK Refuses To Stop Wearing White After Labor Day

While The Ku Klux Klan has been behind the times in just about all manners of thinking, the white supremacists have stuck to their one fashion forward idea for...
Green Party’s Jill Stein Flew To Mount Doom Instead Of Columbus

While everyone is talking about the possibility of Hillary Clinton having some form of dementia, somehow, the fact that the Green Party’s Jill Stein wound up in a completely...
Clinton Server Bombshell: More Porn Than E-Mail

The world has been waiting to see what the contents of Hillary Clinton’s deleted e-mails and data from her private server would yield and, finally, the FBI has delivered....
Latinos For Trump Promises Taco Truck On Every Corner If Clinton Wins

Pro-tip: if you want to win an election, don’t make promises that favor your opposing candidate’s victory. Latinos For Trump co-founder, Marco Gutierrez went on record saying that Latinos...
Twitter Is More Racist Than Your Crazy, Drunk Uncle

Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Just don’t let them use Twitter, please. They might...