Putin Resurrects KGB To Bring Home Yakov Smirnoff
We thought we heard the last of Russia’s most feared and dangerous asset, but we were...
Monthly Archives: September 2016
Libertarians Are Forgetting Who Gary Johnson Is
As it holds true for their leadership, it is not surprising to find out that Libertarians,...
Donald Trump To Be Most Expensive Jobber In WWE History
While Donald Trump has neglected to release his tax returns, our investigative unit has been leaving...
The First 2016 Presidential Debate Was Terrifying
If there is anything that has become more clear with the first presidential debate of 2016,...
Celebrities Comment On First Debate But We Ignore It
As both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump rear up to take charge and move head on...
Prisoners Are On Strike, But You Don’t Care Because They’re Prisoners
In a surprising effort that shows that somehow prisoners have better communication with each other in...
Clinton Vs. Trump Compared To Crab Vs. Shoe & Other Dumb Battles
There have been many classic debates and battles over the course of human history. The first...
Facebook Attempts To Increase Self-Esteem During The Most Hated USA Election
As the 2016 Presidential Election nears, emotions are on a proverbial roller coaster, tempers are flaring...
Minorities And Poor Excited To Vote For People That Don’t Represent Them
Is it possible to back the wrong horse? Are individuals not allowed to choose who they...
Stephen Hawking To Trump: “I’m Going To Kick Your F*cking Ass!”
Stephen Hawking is one of our last living geniuses. As far as science is concerned, we...