Politicians Vow To Increase Homelessness Thanks To Vagrant Vigilance
You ignore them when they ask you for spare change. You walk right past them when...
Monthly Archives: September 2016
Investigations Into Scott Walker’s “Dark Money” Show Racial Bias In Terminology
Not everyone has heard of Scott Walker and his campaign scheme, so let’s break it down...
Dumpster Blown Up After Being Mistaken For Donald Trump
The Chelsea area of New York city was rocked by a large explosion last night, injuring...
Researchers Question Trump’s Support of Professional Women, Besides Prostitutes
In a conversation with Cosmopolitan, Ivanka Trump stated, “My father obviously has a track record of...
Sen. Ted Cruz Opposes ICANN In Order To Erase Zodiac Killer References
Senator Ted Cruz is doing something none of us expecting: he’s championing the ideas of a...
USA To North Korea: “Our D*ck Is Bigger!”
After North Korea showed off that it has been conducting nuclear weapons tests, the united states...
Edible Arrangements To Offer Basket Of Deplorables This Thanksgiving
Edible Arrangements, the company that has been making men and women the envy of their entire...
Mike Pence To Say More Shocking Things Just To Get Noticed
We’ve already told you that no one really knows who Mike Pence is and that his haircut gets...
Hillary Clinton Hit With Zombie Plague But Is “Feeling Better”
As the DNC scrambles to figure out what to do in this very terse situation, camp...
Nation Remembers 15 Years Of Hating The Wrong People
Fifteen years ago, one of the most heinous, reviled and unforgettable acts of atrocity took place...