A Bunch Of Dicks Vote To Make Life Harder For Vaginas
While the gaggle of overall dicks that makes up the Senate were split 50/50 on a...
Author: Rene Rosa
Paul Ryan Vows To Destroy The Healthcare System
So… sometimes you sit down to write something and then you just give up and decide...
Donald Trump To Lower Taxes By Letting Everyone Die
In an surprising move towards some legitimate transparency, The White House has released some information about...
5 Things We’re Surprised We Didn’t Find In Mike Pence’s E-Mails
As you may have heard, Mike Pence was using a private e-mail address for work and...
Complete Moron Impresses Millions By Reading Out Loud For An Hour
We are nothing, if not a nation of easily impressed people, but a new low was...
Donald Trump Won’t Go To The White House Correspondents’ Dinner Because He’s A Punk-Ass Bitch
One might remember that now-President Donald Trump was once verbally sterilized by Seth Meyers and President...
First Contact From TRAPPIST-1 Aliens Beg Us To Stay Away
NASA announced yesterday that they have discovered a new solar system that has 7 planets, of...
Hedorah The Smog Monster Confirmed To Head EPA
The Senate confirmed Hedorah, The Smog Monster on Friday to run the Environmental Protection Agency, putting a...
Donald Trump Prepares To Celebrate Presidents Day, Not Knowing It Isn’t For Him
While President Donald J. Trump tries to avoid the possibility of he and his cabinet being...
Kellyanne Conway Confirmed To Be From Alternate Universe Constantly Stuck In Opposite Day
Kellyanne Conway has said a lot of questionable things, including flat out lies and made up...