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Author: Rene Rosa

A Bunch Of Dicks Vote To Make Life Harder For Vaginas

The heroic volunteers of Planned Parenthood
While the gaggle of overall dicks that makes up the Senate were split 50/50 on a...
Civil Rights, Scandals, World News

Paul Ryan Vows To Destroy The Healthcare System

Paul Ryan hopes to feast on our carcasses.
So… sometimes you sit down to write something and then you just give up and decide...
Civil Rights, Scandals, Science, World News

Donald Trump To Lower Taxes By Letting Everyone Die

President Trump waves off the sick and poor, waiting for them to simply die off.
In an surprising move towards some legitimate transparency, The White House has released some information about...
Civil Rights, Scandals, Science, World News

5 Things We’re Surprised We Didn’t Find In Mike Pence’s E-Mails

Fear this man, for he will be the ruination of your soul.
As you may have heard, Mike Pence was using a private e-mail address for work and...
Civil Rights, Election, Scandals

Complete Moron Impresses Millions By Reading Out Loud For An Hour

King Moron stands in front of bufooons and wows them.
We are nothing, if not a nation of easily impressed people, but a new low was...
Civil Rights, Election, World News

Donald Trump Won’t Go To The White House Correspondents’ Dinner Because He’s A Punk-Ass Bitch

No hope in this great, white dope.
One might remember that now-President Donald Trump was once verbally sterilized by Seth Meyers and President...
Scandals, World News

First Contact From TRAPPIST-1 Aliens Beg Us To Stay Away

The first new life in space is smarter than we are.
NASA announced yesterday that they have discovered a new solar system that has 7 planets, of...
Science, World News

Hedorah The Smog Monster Confirmed To Head EPA

Hedorah The Smog Monster
The Senate confirmed Hedorah, The Smog MonsterĀ on Friday to run the Environmental Protection Agency, putting a...
Election, Scandals, Science, World News

Donald Trump Prepares To Celebrate Presidents Day, Not Knowing It Isn’t For Him

Who knew that Lincoln and Washington were so adorable?
While President Donald J. Trump tries to avoid the possibility of he and his cabinet being...
Election

Kellyanne Conway Confirmed To Be From Alternate Universe Constantly Stuck In Opposite Day

Kellyanne Conway takes a walk in the park.
Kellyanne Conway has said a lot of questionable things, including flat out lies and made up...
Scandals
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