WikiLeaks Clinton Docs Less Likely To Release By November Than “Half-Life 3”
There are a few different ways to disappoint the internet. One of them is not having...
Category: Scandals
Libertarians Are Forgetting Who Gary Johnson Is
As it holds true for their leadership, it is not surprising to find out that Libertarians,...
Donald Trump To Be Most Expensive Jobber In WWE History
While Donald Trump has neglected to release his tax returns, our investigative unit has been leaving...
Prisoners Are On Strike, But You Don’t Care Because They’re Prisoners
In a surprising effort that shows that somehow prisoners have better communication with each other in...
Investigations Into Scott Walker’s “Dark Money” Show Racial Bias In Terminology
Not everyone has heard of Scott Walker and his campaign scheme, so let’s break it down...
Dumpster Blown Up After Being Mistaken For Donald Trump
The Chelsea area of New York city was rocked by a large explosion last night, injuring...
Researchers Question Trump’s Support of Professional Women, Besides Prostitutes
In a conversation with Cosmopolitan, Ivanka Trump stated, “My father obviously has a track record of...
Sen. Ted Cruz Opposes ICANN In Order To Erase Zodiac Killer References
Senator Ted Cruz is doing something none of us expecting: he’s championing the ideas of a...
USA To North Korea: “Our D*ck Is Bigger!”
After North Korea showed off that it has been conducting nuclear weapons tests, the united states...
Mike Pence To Say More Shocking Things Just To Get Noticed
We’ve already told you that no one really knows who Mike Pence is and that his haircut gets...