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Donald Trump To Be Most Expensive Jobber In WWE History
While Donald Trump has neglected to release his tax returns, our investigative unit has been leaving no stone unturned in order to procure some data to put together to really try to hash out the mess that is his finances.…
Record USA Flooding Tied To White Male Tears
While September may officially be National Preparedness Month for floods in the USA, the National Weather Advisory has issued a warning that our flood problems may only worsen by the time we get to November. Apparently the rampant feelings of…
The Hoof And Trunk Post Is Back!
Thanks for sticking through with us, faithful readers. I had to fight off unwanted, internet miscreants, trying to shut down this shining beacon in a world of mistrusted journalism and false facts. Here we are, in 2016, and still people…
WE ARE ANONYMOUSE!
Adam Taint thought he could mock us, but he could not. He thought he could belittle us, but he could not. We are Anonymouse and we now own The Hoof and Trunk Post. We have moved it to a new…
Sports Are More Important Than Anything Else, Ever
In recent memory, there have been many atrocities committed by unsavory human beings on the soils of this great nation. Psychotic killers, shooting innocent civilians in Orlando, police brutalizing young men and women without real justification and people afraid to…
NFL Rejects Proposal For “Georgia Crackers” Team As “Racially Insensitive”
While Native Americans petition the NFL to change the name and imagery of the Washington Redskins, a new team was rejected by the NFL for Georgia. Hailing from Stone Mountain, Georgia, the Georgia Crackers would have been a great new addition…
Trump To Stop Watching Olympics Due To Injuries: “They were too exciting!”
Presidential Republican nominee, Donald Trump, has reportedly had to cease watching the rest of the Olympic games. Due to the graphic nature of the recent injuries at the games, he is entirely too excited to continue viewing them. As French…