Democrats Vow To Make America Greater Again In 2020
Without skipping a beat, Democrats have set their sights on the next election. The loss to...
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Donald Trump And Hillary Clinton Have A Problem Remembering Their Friends
When you first walk into a room at a party, there is a certain amount of...
A Week Before The Election, Nation Shares In Collective Shrug And Says “F*ck it!”
It’s not quite time to sigh, just yet. We’re but a mere week away from casting...
Hillary Clinton Issues Colbert Style Green Screen Challenge
Like Stephen Colbert before her, Hillary Clinton has called upon the internet to have fun with...
Your Preferred Candidate Is Leading In The Polls Of Your Favorite News Source
The figures have just come in and depending on your political leaning, your candidate seems to...
Americans Would Rather Vote For Negan
Well, no one saw that coming. After a very tense night of wondering who was next,...
T-Shirt Designers Sad About Nearing End Of Ridiculous Election
“Basket of Deplorables” “Grab her by the pussy!” “She’s a nasty woman.” “We’re gonna build a...
Socks The Cat To Be Next Clinton Family Member To Be Groomed For The White House
While the Republicans have had a failed retention of their dynasty, with Jeb Bush losing out...
Government Asks George R.R. Martin To Rewrite Election So That Everyone Dies
Just about everyone is tired, fed-up and done with this entire election cycle. It’s been called...
Final Presidential Debate Moved To High Desert State Prison
In a shocking move, the powers that be have decided to move the final Presidential Debate...