Posts Tagged: hillary clinton
Hillary Clinton Hit With Zombie Plague But Is “Feeling Better”
As the DNC scrambles to figure out what to do in this very terse situation, camp Clinton has already released a press release to ease people’s minds and curb...
Latest Polls Show That Pandering Will Lose This Election For Everyone
First it was Hillary Clinton saying that she carries hot sauce with her everywhere she goes. Then it was Donald Trump and the taco bowl heard around the world. Next we...
Clinton Server Bombshell: More Porn Than E-Mail
The world has been waiting to see what the contents of Hillary Clinton’s deleted e-mails and data from her private server would yield and, finally, the FBI has delivered....
Latinos For Trump Promises Taco Truck On Every Corner If Clinton Wins
Pro-tip: if you want to win an election, don’t make promises that favor your opposing candidate’s victory. Latinos For Trump co-founder, Marco Gutierrez went on record saying that Latinos...
God Declares Self As Swing Voter: “I Have Not Chosen Either Of Them, No Matter What They Say!”
On the campaign trail, before any voting is done, many presidential candidates will, at some point, claim that they are God’s choice as the next President of the United...
Hillary Clinton Releases Tax Returns, Reveals Ties To Potential Hate Groups and Terrorist Organizations
To the surprise of many, mostly those who haven’t paying attention the last 39 years, Hillary Clinton has released her tax returns with some surprising information intact. While one...
NRA Wastes $3 Million On Bashing Hilary Clinton, Already Regrets Purchase
The National Rifle Association launched a new ad Tuesday that aimed right for Hilary Clinton. The ad targets her gun control policies and costs a whopping $3 Million dollars...
Former Reagan Director: “I’m Voting For Clinton!”
Former political director, Frank Lavin, may not know exactly who is running for president right now, but he knows that he is not voting for Donald Trump. For the...