A Bunch Of Dicks Vote To Make Life Harder For Vaginas
While the gaggle of overall dicks that makes up the Senate were split 50/50 on a...
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5 Things We’re Surprised We Didn’t Find In Mike Pence’s E-Mails
As you may have heard, Mike Pence was using a private e-mail address for work and...
Only Six Newspapers Endorsed Trump But His Supporters Didn’t Notice Because They Don’t Read
A shocking revelation has come about during this election cycle, as only six of the nation’s...
2016 Continues To Go After The Wrong People
We keep on hearing it. 2016 is the worst year, ever. The year of the reaper...
Mike Pence Is A Replicant Android
Thanks to Mike Pence’s very robotic and emotionless response to a 12 year old girl asking...
Man Mistakenly Walks Into VP Debate Instead of Fart Contest, Doesn’t Notice For 30 Minutes
Farmville, VA local, Edward Bernstain, somehow managed to spend a half hour at the vice-presidential debate...
Mike Pence To Say More Shocking Things Just To Get Noticed
We’ve already told you that no one really knows who Mike Pence is and that his haircut gets...
Latest Polls Show That Pandering Will Lose This Election For Everyone
First it was Hillary Clinton saying that she carries hot sauce with her everywhere she goes. Then...
Mike Pence’s Only Major Headlines Are About His Haircut, Including This One
After our exposé on how we found out that Mike Pence Is So Unloved And Unimportant That...
Mike Pence So Unloved And Unimportant That Royalty Free Photos Of Him Do Not Exist
Sometimes you start your way towards one story and stumble upon something else. This is the...