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A Bunch Of Dicks Vote To Make Life Harder For Vaginas

The heroic volunteers of Planned Parenthood
While the gaggle of overall dicks that makes up the Senate were split 50/50 on a...
Civil Rights, Scandals, World News

5 Things We’re Surprised We Didn’t Find In Mike Pence’s E-Mails

Fear this man, for he will be the ruination of your soul.
As you may have heard, Mike Pence was using a private e-mail address for work and...
Civil Rights, Election, Scandals

Only Six Newspapers Endorsed Trump But His Supporters Didn’t Notice Because They Don’t Read

If you're a Trump supporter, I can say anything about you that I want, because you aren't reading this.
A shocking revelation has come about during this election cycle, as only six of the nation’s...
Election, World News

2016 Continues To Go After The Wrong People

This guy is a jerk. The Grim Reaper needs to stop going after the good people and take out our trash, instead.
We keep on hearing it. 2016 is the worst year, ever. The year of the reaper...
Election, World News

Mike Pence Is A Replicant Android

Do Androids dream of 4 year term limits, the vice presidency and emotionless rhetoric?
Thanks to Mike Pence’s very robotic and emotionless response to a 12 year old girl asking...
Election, Science

Man Mistakenly Walks Into VP Debate Instead of Fart Contest, Doesn’t Notice For 30 Minutes

If you've seen one university auditorium, you've basically seen them all.
Farmville, VA local, Edward Bernstain, somehow managed to spend a half hour at the vice-presidential debate...
Election

Mike Pence To Say More Shocking Things Just To Get Noticed

Contrary to popular belief, the White House was not destroyed by alien invaders.
We’ve already told you that no one really knows who Mike Pence is and that his haircut gets...
Election, Scandals

Latest Polls Show That Pandering Will Lose This Election For Everyone

The way to a voter's heart is by taking a picture of you eating something that is stereotypically tied to your racial demographic.
First it was Hillary Clinton saying that she carries hot sauce with her everywhere she goes. Then...
Civil Rights, Election

Mike Pence’s Only Major Headlines Are About His Haircut, Including This One

Nope, that’s not even Mike Pence getting a haircut because no one cares about him enough to have royalty free images of him.
After our exposé on how we found out that Mike Pence Is So Unloved And Unimportant That...
Election

Mike Pence So Unloved And Unimportant That Royalty Free Photos Of Him Do Not Exist

Oh my goodness, look how cute those kittens are! Screw you, Mike Pence!
Sometimes you start your way towards one story and stumble upon something else. This is the...
Election, Science
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