Civil Rights
Researchers Question Trump’s Support of Professional Women, Besides Prostitutes

In a conversation with Cosmopolitan, Ivanka Trump stated, “My father obviously has a track record of decades of employing women at every level of his company, and supporting women,...
Sen. Ted Cruz Opposes ICANN In Order To Erase Zodiac Killer References

Senator Ted Cruz is doing something none of us expecting: he’s championing the ideas of a free and uncensored internet. He’s trying to keep the internet from falling under...
Edible Arrangements To Offer Basket Of Deplorables This Thanksgiving

Edible Arrangements, the company that has been making men and women the envy of their entire workplace for 17 years, is now ready to announce their newest item, the...
Nation Remembers 15 Years Of Hating The Wrong People

Fifteen years ago, one of the most heinous, reviled and unforgettable acts of atrocity took place on September 11th. The soundtrack to Mariah Carey’s movie “Glitter” had hit the shelves....
iPhone 7 Specs Cause Largest Strike In World History

The largest strike in the history of our human lives has taken place this week in India and you probably hadn’t heard about it. On September 2nd, 2016, a...
Record USA Flooding Tied To White Male Tears

While September may officially be National Preparedness Month for floods in the USA, the National Weather Advisory has issued a warning that our flood problems may only worsen by...
Latest Polls Show That Pandering Will Lose This Election For Everyone

First it was Hillary Clinton saying that she carries hot sauce with her everywhere she goes. Then it was Donald Trump and the taco bowl heard around the world. Next we...
The Hoof And Trunk Post Is Back!

Thanks for sticking through with us, faithful readers. I had to fight off unwanted, internet miscreants, trying to shut down this shining beacon in a world of mistrusted journalism...
WE ARE ANONYMOUSE!

Adam Taint thought he could mock us, but he could not. He thought he could belittle us, but he could not. We are Anonymouse and we now own The...
KKK Refuses To Stop Wearing White After Labor Day

While The Ku Klux Klan has been behind the times in just about all manners of thinking, the white supremacists have stuck to their one fashion forward idea for...