Civil Rights
Latinos For Trump Promises Taco Truck On Every Corner If Clinton Wins
Pro-tip: if you want to win an election, don’t make promises that favor your opposing candidate’s victory. Latinos For Trump co-founder, Marco Gutierrez went on record saying that Latinos...
Twitter Is More Racist Than Your Crazy, Drunk Uncle
Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Just don’t let them use Twitter, please. They might...
The English-Only Movement Wants To Erase Latin From Our Money
Everyone has some. You walk around with it in your pockets, every day. They line your wallets, purses and the bikini bottoms of strippers all over the USA. They...
Sports Are More Important Than Anything Else, Ever
In recent memory, there have been many atrocities committed by unsavory human beings on the soils of this great nation. Psychotic killers, shooting innocent civilians in Orlando, police brutalizing...
French Xenophobes Respond To Courts: “If Burkinis Are In, Beware Of T.I.Ts Out Situations”
Last week we told you about the situation when “France Banned Burkinis In Case Terrorists Decided To Go On Holiday.” Well, good news came Yesterday when the highest French...
Judge Reed O’Connor Begs For A Transgender Urine And Feces Bath
In a ruling that has shocked absolutely no one, Judge Reed O’Connor has implemented a temporary injunction that puts a halt to the directive implemented by President Obama on...
NFL Rejects Proposal For “Georgia Crackers” Team As “Racially Insensitive”
While Native Americans petition the NFL to change the name and imagery of the Washington Redskins, a new team was rejected by the NFL for Georgia. Hailing from Stone...
France Bans Burkinis In Case Terrorists Decide To Go On Holiday
In a move that most people don’t even know how to respond to, five towns in France have banned the “burkini” which is a full-body bathing suit worn by...
Armed Voters To Be Allowed At All Polling Locations This Fall
In a stunning decision, the US Government has decided to allowed armed voters at all polling locations in the forthcoming general election. This surprising announcement has made a shock...
Supporters of Abigail Fisher Petition For “Soul Man” Mark Watson on $20 Bill
While the opponents of Harriet Tubman’s inclusion as the portrait on the $20 bill have quieted since it was first announced in April 2016, that has not stopped a...