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Twitter Is More Racist Than Your Crazy, Drunk Uncle Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse...
The English-Only Movement Wants To Erase Latin From Our Money Everyone has some. You walk around with it in your pockets, every day. They line your...
Sports Are More Important Than Anything Else, Ever In recent memory, there have been many atrocities committed by unsavory human beings on the soils...
French Xenophobes Respond To Courts: “If Burkinis Are In, Beware Of T.I.Ts Out Situations” Last week we told you about the situation when “France Banned Burkinis In Case Terrorists Decided...
Judge Reed O’Connor Begs For A Transgender Urine And Feces Bath In a ruling that has shocked absolutely no one, Judge Reed O’Connor has implemented a temporary...
NFL Rejects Proposal For “Georgia Crackers” Team As “Racially Insensitive” While Native Americans petition the NFL to change the name and imagery of the Washington Redskins,...
France Bans Burkinis In Case Terrorists Decide To Go On Holiday In a move that most people don’t even know how to respond to, five towns in...
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Supporters of Abigail Fisher Petition For “Soul Man” Mark Watson on $20 Bill While the opponents of Harriet Tubman’s inclusion as the portrait on the $20 bill have quieted...