Civil Rights
Paul Ryan Vows To Destroy The Healthcare System
So… sometimes you sit down to write something and then you just give up and decide not to write anything at all because… well, this happened:
Donald Trump To Lower Taxes By Letting Everyone Die
In an surprising move towards some legitimate transparency, The White House has released some information about the next changes to healthcare and regulations in the country which are designed...
5 Things We’re Surprised We Didn’t Find In Mike Pence’s E-Mails
As you may have heard, Mike Pence was using a private e-mail address for work and was phished out of his information in some ridiculous scheme reminiscent of the...
Complete Moron Impresses Millions By Reading Out Loud For An Hour
We are nothing, if not a nation of easily impressed people, but a new low was set as the standard last night, during President Donald Trump’s address to the...
DAPL Police To Celebrate Thanksgiving By Slaughtering Native Americans And Stealing Their Land
Get out your knives and forks, because it’s time to carve in! As tables are set around the United States for a peaceful, tranquil and dinner, Native Americans and...
Silent Majority Asked To Go Back To Being Silent After Having Nothing Good To Say
As political pundits have been weighing in on the who’s, what’s, how’s and why’s when it comes to the election of Donald Trump as our next President, many people...
Democrats Vow To Make America Greater Again In 2020
Without skipping a beat, Democrats have set their sights on the next election. The loss to Donald Trump has left an aching, huge, bloody hole in the heart of...
Republicans Motion To Ban Signs Claiming They Are Not Covered By 2nd Amendment
After a man made an obvious threat against Donald Trump’s life, Republicans are trying to fast track a motion that bans signs, banners and anything else that people might...
Americans Terrified By Sample Ballot Showing More Than 4 Candidates For President
Darrell Castle vs. Monica Moorehead? How about Rocky Roque De La Fuente vs. Alyson Kennedy? Does Gloria La Riva ring a bell for you? No? Well, don’t you fret,...
Republican Party Feared Dead At 162 Years Old
At the ripe, old age of 162 years, it is feared that the Republican Party has passed away in it’s sleep. After a post-depression identity crisis, the Republican Party...