Election
Walk of Fame Replaces Donald Trump’s Tribute With Brown Star
After vandals have desecrated the Donald Trump star at the Hollywood Walk of Fame, those that run the much celebrated cultural icon were stuck trying to figure out what...
Only Six Newspapers Endorsed Trump But His Supporters Didn’t Notice Because They Don’t Read
A shocking revelation has come about during this election cycle, as only six of the nation’s newspapers have endorsed Donald Trump, or at least are willing to admit it....
Your Preferred Candidate Is Leading In The Polls Of Your Favorite News Source
The figures have just come in and depending on your political leaning, your candidate seems to be winning. This information is a big change over the last election, where...
Americans Would Rather Vote For Negan
Well, no one saw that coming. After a very tense night of wondering who was next, American’s decided that they like Negan more than their current choices for president,...
DDOS Attack Temporarily Spares Millions From Political Arguments
Anonymouse strikes again, as millions of websites, services and networks were taken offline on 10/21/2016. A systematic interruption of many huge, populated websites and social networks took internet trolls...
2016 Continues To Go After The Wrong People
We keep on hearing it. 2016 is the worst year, ever. The year of the reaper is taking our best. According to Trump, Mexico doesn’t send their best, but...
T-Shirt Designers Sad About Nearing End Of Ridiculous Election
“Basket of Deplorables” “Grab her by the pussy!” “She’s a nasty woman.” “We’re gonna build a wall!” “What’s Aleppo?” This was best of times for T-shirt designers while it...
Socks The Cat To Be Next Clinton Family Member To Be Groomed For The White House
While the Republicans have had a failed retention of their dynasty, with Jeb Bush losing out to Donald Trump or just about anyone else with a pulse in this...
Mike Pence Is A Replicant Android
Thanks to Mike Pence’s very robotic and emotionless response to a 12 year old girl asking about Donald Trump’s horrible words about women’s looks, we can now come to...
Republican Party Feared Dead At 162 Years Old
At the ripe, old age of 162 years, it is feared that the Republican Party has passed away in it’s sleep. After a post-depression identity crisis, the Republican Party...