God Declares Self As Swing Voter: “I Have Not Chosen Either Of Them, No Matter What They Say!”
On the campaign trail, before any voting is done, many presidential candidates will, at some point,...
Category: Election
Mike Pence So Unloved And Unimportant That Royalty Free Photos Of Him Do Not Exist
Sometimes you start your way towards one story and stumble upon something else. This is the...
Armed Voters To Be Allowed At All Polling Locations This Fall
In a stunning decision, the US Government has decided to allowed armed voters at all polling...
Hillary Clinton Releases Tax Returns, Reveals Ties To Potential Hate Groups and Terrorist Organizations
To the surprise of many, mostly those who haven’t paying attention the last 39 years, Hillary...
NRA Wastes $3 Million On Bashing Hilary Clinton, Already Regrets Purchase
The National Rifle Association launched a new ad Tuesday that aimed right for Hilary Clinton. The...
Unknown, Former CIA Operative Gaining In GOP Backing Against Trump
A completely unknown, unnamed Republican, only known as a former CIA operative is currently gaining followers...
Former Reagan Director: “I’m Voting For Clinton!”
Former political director, Frank Lavin, may not know exactly who is running for president right now,...
Trump To Stop Watching Olympics Due To Injuries: “They were too exciting!”
Presidential Republican nominee, Donald Trump, has reportedly had to cease watching the rest of the Olympic...