Minorities And Poor Excited To Vote For People That Don’t Represent Them
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Category: Election
Stephen Hawking To Trump: “I’m Going To Kick Your F*cking Ass!”
Stephen Hawking is one of our last living geniuses. As far as science is concerned, we...
Investigations Into Scott Walker’s “Dark Money” Show Racial Bias In Terminology
Not everyone has heard of Scott Walker and his campaign scheme, so let’s break it down...
Dumpster Blown Up After Being Mistaken For Donald Trump
The Chelsea area of New York city was rocked by a large explosion last night, injuring...
Researchers Question Trump’s Support of Professional Women, Besides Prostitutes
In a conversation with Cosmopolitan, Ivanka Trump stated, “My father obviously has a track record of...
Edible Arrangements To Offer Basket Of Deplorables This Thanksgiving
Edible Arrangements, the company that has been making men and women the envy of their entire...
Mike Pence To Say More Shocking Things Just To Get Noticed
We’ve already told you that no one really knows who Mike Pence is and that his haircut gets...
Hillary Clinton Hit With Zombie Plague But Is “Feeling Better”
As the DNC scrambles to figure out what to do in this very terse situation, camp...
Record USA Flooding Tied To White Male Tears
While September may officially be National Preparedness Month for floods in the USA, the National Weather...
Latest Polls Show That Pandering Will Lose This Election For Everyone
First it was Hillary Clinton saying that she carries hot sauce with her everywhere she goes. Then...