Complete Moron Impresses Millions By Reading Out Loud For An Hour
We are nothing, if not a nation of easily impressed people, but a new low was...
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Hedorah The Smog Monster Confirmed To Head EPA
The Senate confirmed Hedorah, The Smog Monster on Friday to run the Environmental Protection Agency, putting a...
Donald Trump Prepares To Celebrate Presidents Day, Not Knowing It Isn’t For Him
While President Donald J. Trump tries to avoid the possibility of he and his cabinet being...
US Senate Votes In Brick Of Cheese As Education Secretary
After weeks of intense debate, speculation, anger, frustration and confusion, the United States Senate has finally...
Silent Majority Asked To Go Back To Being Silent After Having Nothing Good To Say
As political pundits have been weighing in on the who’s, what’s, how’s and why’s when it...
Americans Running Out Of Supervillain Group Names For Trump Cabinet
The Legion of Doom. The Injustice League. The Serpent Society. You’ve read all of these names...
Donald Trump Backs Off Of Most Campaign Promises After Being Briefed On Existence Of Aliens
After meeting with Barack Obama, the joint chiefs of staff and the rest of the Washington...
Democrats Vow To Make America Greater Again In 2020
Without skipping a beat, Democrats have set their sights on the next election. The loss to...
Thousands Of Americans Denied “I Voted” Stickers, Invalidating Their Votes
Americans all over the country took to social media to show off their “I Voted” stickers...
White House To Be Subsidized By Corporate Sponsorship Starting In Fall Of 2017
Congress has approved a measure to help subsidize the costs of running the US Government by...