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The Hoof And Trunk Post Is Back!

We are Anonymouse. We are adorable. We do not leave our house. We are coming for the big cheese. Expect mice.
Thanks for sticking through with us, faithful readers. I had to fight off unwanted, internet miscreants,...
Civil Rights, Election, Religion, Scandals, Science, Sports, World News

WE ARE ANONYMOUSE!

We are Anonymouse. We are adorable. We do not leave our house. We are coming for the big cheese. Expect mice.
Adam Taint thought he could mock us, but he could not. He thought he could belittle...
Civil Rights, Election, Religion, Scandals, Science, Sports, World News

Green Party’s Jill Stein Flew To Mount Doom Instead Of Columbus

One does not simply walk into Mordor, but you can fly there, round trip for pretty cheap.
While everyone is talking about the possibility of Hillary Clinton having some form of dementia, somehow,...
Election, Scandals

Clinton Server Bombshell: More Porn Than E-Mail

e all know the internet is for porn. DId you know that e-mail servers, cell phones and hands are all for porn, too? We all know the internet is for porn. DId you know that e-mail servers, cell phones and hands are all for porn, too?
The world has been waiting to see what the contents of Hillary Clinton’s deleted e-mails and...
Election, Scandals, Science

Latinos For Trump Promises Taco Truck On Every Corner If Clinton Wins

A taco truck on every corner? Well, that just might get in record votes for Hillary Clinton.
Pro-tip: if you want to win an election, don’t make promises that favor your opposing candidate’s...
Civil Rights, Election, World News

Gary Johnson’s SuperPAC Spends $1M On TV Ads, Forgets That People Don’t Watch Live TV

Gary Johnson Invites You To Feel His Johnson
If there is one thing we know about Libertarians, it’s that they are supposed to be...
Election

Mike Pence’s Only Major Headlines Are About His Haircut, Including This One

Nope, that’s not even Mike Pence getting a haircut because no one cares about him enough to have royalty free images of him.
After our exposé on how we found out that Mike Pence Is So Unloved And Unimportant That...
Election

Popularity Of Dentists Increase As Donald Trump Becomes More Popular To Hate

Look how cool that dentist is, with all those comic book characters on her and shades for the kid? So cool. COOL.
In a nationwide survey of Americans, we gave a list of different people, professions and celebrities...
Election

National Food Poisoning Epidemic Turns Out To Be Distaste Over Current Political Climate

If you think you feel sick now, wait till the debates start.
The CDC has released some information that many will find troubling and potentially disheartening. As many...
Election, Science

Major Terrorist Organizations To Use Sarcasm As Main Weapon If Trump Becomes President

It used to be that it was easy to tell who a terrorist was, but then they stopped wearing ski masks.
During a town hall meeting between the majority of the major terrorist organizations in the world,...
Election, Religion, World News
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