Posts Tagged: donald trump
Latest Polls Show That Pandering Will Lose This Election For Everyone
First it was Hillary Clinton saying that she carries hot sauce with her everywhere she goes. Then it was Donald Trump and the taco bowl heard around the world. Next we...
Latinos For Trump Promises Taco Truck On Every Corner If Clinton Wins
Pro-tip: if you want to win an election, don’t make promises that favor your opposing candidate’s victory. Latinos For Trump co-founder, Marco Gutierrez went on record saying that Latinos...
Popularity Of Dentists Increase As Donald Trump Becomes More Popular To Hate
In a nationwide survey of Americans, we gave a list of different people, professions and celebrities to choose who you hated the most. You answered and the response was...
Major Terrorist Organizations To Use Sarcasm As Main Weapon If Trump Becomes President
During a town hall meeting between the majority of the major terrorist organizations in the world, quite a few line items were discussed, last night. One of the biggest...
God Declares Self As Swing Voter: “I Have Not Chosen Either Of Them, No Matter What They Say!”
On the campaign trail, before any voting is done, many presidential candidates will, at some point, claim that they are God’s choice as the next President of the United...
Mike Pence So Unloved And Unimportant That Royalty Free Photos Of Him Do Not Exist
Sometimes you start your way towards one story and stumble upon something else. This is the earmark of good, old fashioned American journalism. The best and most hard nosed...
Trump To Stop Watching Olympics Due To Injuries: “They were too exciting!”
Presidential Republican nominee, Donald Trump, has reportedly had to cease watching the rest of the Olympic games. Due to the graphic nature of the recent injuries at the games,...