Posts Tagged: donald trump
Binary Voting System Abolished As The Main 2 Parties Split Into 64,568
With this upcoming Presidential election, people are feeling pretty upset about their limited choices for presidential candidates. As the two-party system has been developing less and less stable ideas...
Donald Trump To Be Most Expensive Jobber In WWE History
While Donald Trump has neglected to release his tax returns, our investigative unit has been leaving no stone unturned in order to procure some data to put together to...
The First 2016 Presidential Debate Was Terrifying
If there is anything that has become more clear with the first presidential debate of 2016, it’s that Lester Holt has no upper lip. Thank goodness for closed captioning...
Clinton Vs. Trump Compared To Crab Vs. Shoe & Other Dumb Battles
There have been many classic debates and battles over the course of human history. The first televised presidential debate, between John F. Kennedy and Richard Nixon in 1960, is still...
Minorities And Poor Excited To Vote For People That Don’t Represent Them
Is it possible to back the wrong horse? Are individuals not allowed to choose who they believe in? Should logic, self-preservation and commonality ever have anything to do with...
Stephen Hawking To Trump: “I’m Going To Kick Your F*cking Ass!”
Stephen Hawking is one of our last living geniuses. As far as science is concerned, we have many amazing, brilliant scientists alive at the moment, thankfully. Genius, however, is...
Dumpster Blown Up After Being Mistaken For Donald Trump
The Chelsea area of New York city was rocked by a large explosion last night, injuring nearly 30 people and putting thousands in a rush to find a safe...
Researchers Question Trump’s Support of Professional Women, Besides Prostitutes
In a conversation with Cosmopolitan, Ivanka Trump stated, “My father obviously has a track record of decades of employing women at every level of his company, and supporting women,...
Edible Arrangements To Offer Basket Of Deplorables This Thanksgiving
Edible Arrangements, the company that has been making men and women the envy of their entire workplace for 17 years, is now ready to announce their newest item, the...
Mike Pence To Say More Shocking Things Just To Get Noticed
We’ve already told you that no one really knows who Mike Pence is and that his haircut gets more press than he does, and now it seems as though he has...