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Stephen Hawking To Trump: “I’m Going To Kick Your F*cking Ass!” Stephen Hawking is one of our last living geniuses. As far as science is concerned, we...
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Mike Pence To Say More Shocking Things Just To Get Noticed We’ve already told you that no one really knows who Mike Pence is and that his haircut gets...