No longer can he hit the block button on you when you’re all like, “rot in a pile of camel excrement, you over-boiled sack of cheddar vomit.”
You Can Call Trump A Boil-Infested, Shit-Eating Satan Baby And He Just Has To Take It
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Supreme Court Status Lowered To Inferior Court
In the light of the fact that the Supreme Court is allowing President Donald Trump’s latest...
Trump’s Secret Soviet Past Tied To Gorky Park
As we are all eagerly awaiting the results of the many secret probes happening in Washington...
Rotting Bag Of Cottage Cheese Thrown Out Of White House Two Weeks Ago But It Still Stinks
In a surprise announcement, the White House confirmed today that it threw out a bag of...
Trump and Kim Jong-un To Battle To The Death In Micro-Penis Sword-fight
While the rest of the United States was shocked and mortified over the sudden realization that...
Sean Spicer Resigns Thanks To Trump Hiring Gollum As Communications Director
It has been a strange year for politics, especially in Washington, but things are about to...
Trump Twitter Tirade Takes Dark Turn
Donald Trump has seemingly had a Twitter problem from the moment he joined the social network,...
Chris Christie’s Baggage Handler Nominated For FBI Director
When it comes to choosing the next FBI Director, President Donald Trump has had to fight...
Trump Orders USA To Pull Out Of Kathy Griffin By 2020
In a historical move that will be talked about for many years to come, Donald Trump...
Donald Trump Mistakenly Tweets Nuclear Arming Code “Covfefe”
Everyday, President Donald Trump manages to surprise us with a new social networking low, whether it...