Posts Tagged: election
Mike Pence Is A Replicant Android
Thanks to Mike Pence’s very robotic and emotionless response to a 12 year old girl asking about Donald Trump’s horrible words about women’s looks, we can now come to...
Republican Party Feared Dead At 162 Years Old
At the ripe, old age of 162 years, it is feared that the Republican Party has passed away in it’s sleep. After a post-depression identity crisis, the Republican Party...
Government Asks George R.R. Martin To Rewrite Election So That Everyone Dies
Just about everyone is tired, fed-up and done with this entire election cycle. It’s been called a joke, appalling, deplorable, embarrassing and a farce. Most people aren’t happy with...
Media To Continue Releasing Maps Of Ridiculous Voter Scenarios
If you’ve been paying attention to the last few days worth of news, you’ll notice that many political outlets have been release hypothetical voting maps based on a varying...
This Article Is Not About Donald Trump
Ah, yes, the circus that is the Presidential Election of 2016. I’ve got some good news for you: we’re not really going to talk much about that today. Today...
Pussies Grab Back As Cats React To The Don At The 2nd 2016 Debate
These poor pussies have been grabbed without permission for far to long and they are just tired of it. Thankfully, Susan B. Anarchy, our new contributor, was there in...
Rats Fleeing Sinking Ship Offended By Comparison To GOP
It really does take a lot to offend the sensibilities of a rat, but it has happened, and this time you can blame the media. Yes, the conspiracy theorists...
Man Mistakenly Walks Into VP Debate Instead of Fart Contest, Doesn’t Notice For 30 Minutes
Farmville, VA local, Edward Bernstain, somehow managed to spend a half hour at the vice-presidential debate at Longwood University, completely by mistake. He was baffled, especially at the fact...
Libertarians Are Forgetting Who Gary Johnson Is
As it holds true for their leadership, it is not surprising to find out that Libertarians, just like Gary Johnson, can’t remember fairly important things. First Gary Johnson didn’t...
Celebrities Comment On First Debate But We Ignore It
As both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump rear up to take charge and move head on through the first presidential debate of this election, everyone who’s anyone is now...