Posts Tagged: election
Minorities And Poor Excited To Vote For People That Don’t Represent Them
Is it possible to back the wrong horse? Are individuals not allowed to choose who they believe in? Should logic, self-preservation and commonality ever have anything to do with...
Investigations Into Scott Walker’s “Dark Money” Show Racial Bias In Terminology
Not everyone has heard of Scott Walker and his campaign scheme, so let’s break it down really quickly for you. Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker’s 2012 recall election campaign was...
Edible Arrangements To Offer Basket Of Deplorables This Thanksgiving
Edible Arrangements, the company that has been making men and women the envy of their entire workplace for 17 years, is now ready to announce their newest item, the...
Mike Pence To Say More Shocking Things Just To Get Noticed
We’ve already told you that no one really knows who Mike Pence is and that his haircut gets more press than he does, and now it seems as though he has...
Clinton Server Bombshell: More Porn Than E-Mail
The world has been waiting to see what the contents of Hillary Clinton’s deleted e-mails and data from her private server would yield and, finally, the FBI has delivered....
Gary Johnson’s SuperPAC Spends $1M On TV Ads, Forgets That People Don’t Watch Live TV
If there is one thing we know about Libertarians, it’s that they are supposed to be very frugal about spending. Gary Johnson wants to get rid of federal funding...
Mike Pence’s Only Major Headlines Are About His Haircut, Including This One
After our exposé on how we found out that Mike Pence Is So Unloved And Unimportant That Royalty Free Photos Of Him Do Not Exist, we really expected him to...
National Food Poisoning Epidemic Turns Out To Be Distaste Over Current Political Climate
The CDC has released some information that many will find troubling and potentially disheartening. As many strains of sickness have seemed to affect millions, from coast to coast, the...
Major Terrorist Organizations To Use Sarcasm As Main Weapon If Trump Becomes President
During a town hall meeting between the majority of the major terrorist organizations in the world, quite a few line items were discussed, last night. One of the biggest...
Armed Voters To Be Allowed At All Polling Locations This Fall
In a stunning decision, the US Government has decided to allowed armed voters at all polling locations in the forthcoming general election. This surprising announcement has made a shock...