Hot Dog Sales Plummet As USA Tires Of NY Post Weiner Puns
As the level of respectful journalism continues it’s steady decline, while young, new faces like Tomi...
Monthly Archives: August 2016
The English-Only Movement Wants To Erase Latin From Our Money
Everyone has some. You walk around with it in your pockets, every day. They line your...
Sports Are More Important Than Anything Else, Ever
In recent memory, there have been many atrocities committed by unsavory human beings on the soils...
French Xenophobes Respond To Courts: “If Burkinis Are In, Beware Of T.I.Ts Out Situations”
Last week we told you about the situation when “France Banned Burkinis In Case Terrorists Decided...
Gary Johnson’s SuperPAC Spends $1M On TV Ads, Forgets That People Don’t Watch Live TV
If there is one thing we know about Libertarians, it’s that they are supposed to be...
Domino’s Perfects Attack Drones To Kill You, Still Sucks At Making Pizza
Domino’s revealed their plan for world domination today, with a drone program that will most likely...
American Hackers Upset Over Record High Outsourcing Of Hacktivism
While the altruistic deeds of groups like Anonymouse, WikiLeaks and Lizard Squad still leave a lot...
Mike Pence’s Only Major Headlines Are About His Haircut, Including This One
After our exposé on how we found out that Mike Pence Is So Unloved And Unimportant That...
Judge Reed O’Connor Begs For A Transgender Urine And Feces Bath
In a ruling that has shocked absolutely no one, Judge Reed O’Connor has implemented a temporary...
Anonymouse Attacks Federal Reserve Where It Doesn’t Really Hurt
Stay-at-home keyboard warriors, Anonymouse, declared war on the Federal Reserve today. While many folks expected to...